Topic: Profiles
Fanta46's photo
Wed 05/07/08 04:31 AM
Edited by Fanta46 on Wed 05/07/08 04:32 AM
This song reminds me of this forum!!

Have you heard this song by Brad Paisley?

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade


Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'll see ya online

[ Online lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]


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boneyjoe's photo
Wed 05/07/08 04:35 AM
lmao,,,,,that sounds like to old days for sure,,,,thats just to funny

Peccy's photo
Wed 05/07/08 04:53 AM
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Phoenix0311's photo
Wed 05/07/08 04:54 AM

This song reminds me of this forum!!

Have you heard this song by Brad Paisley?

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade


Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'll see ya online

[ Online lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]


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LMAO!!!laugh That song's awesome and the video is hilarious. William Shatner and that guy from Sienfield is in it.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Fanta46's photo
Wed 05/07/08 05:21 AM
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Phoenix0311's photo
Wed 05/07/08 05:23 AM
Edited by Phoenix0311 on Wed 05/07/08 05:23 AM
Yeah!!! That's the guy... George!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

Fanta46's photo
Wed 05/07/08 05:25 AM
Edited by Fanta46 on Wed 05/07/08 05:26 AM
Jason Alexander

Constanza's mom too, Elaine's BF, and that one blonde looks like Kelly Pickler!

http://www.cmt.com/videos/brad-paisley/158728/online.jhtml

s1owhand's photo
Wed 05/07/08 05:59 AM
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Fanta46's photo
Wed 05/07/08 03:15 PM
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buttons's photo
Thu 05/08/08 07:59 AM
laugh laugh roflmao!!!so true isnt it?laugh laugh

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Thu 05/08/08 08:11 AM
I heard this song on the radio at the laundromat one day, and I had to wonder when did they start allowing these people to own computers? Half the people in my town just got electricity, and they already think it's the tool of the devil.




Fanta46's photo
Thu 05/08/08 04:47 PM

laugh laugh roflmao!!!so true isnt it?laugh laugh


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