Topic: ask me one question
Engraven_Image's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:05 PM

What escape velocity would be needed to successfully move oneself from the Event Horizon of a black hole?
Everyone knows this...smokin..."that of toast poppin out a toaster oven."

devilwasanangel2's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:09 PM





if you had to chose betwewen a broke brad pitt, or a rich harrison ford who would chose?


Neither.. I would take a rich,broke or broken Johnny Depp anyday.
I hear James Vanderbeek is a butt-pirate!laugh

Yeah, I have heard that rumor about Johnny Depp but forgive my stupidity but who is James Vanderbeek?
Some jack@ss that lived in Dawson's Creek, whose football coach yelled at him alot, he also goes by "Mox the Fox."

devilwasanangel2's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:09 PM
What??

jenleah32's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:09 PM

You are locked in a room with two people... one is an attractive man with a rather small and sure-not-to-be-pleasurable... well... you know. The other man is an unkempt, overweight, balding, and throughly distasteful gent with a massively large... well... you know. In between the three of you is a heart-shaped bed, complete with pink, fluffy pillows and pinkish satin sheets.

In order to save mankind from a truly horrible end at the hand of twisted aliens, you conjugate with one of the two gents in the room.

Which one do you choose and why?
The attractive guy with the small...Hey a girl has standards you know as long as I could find it then it is workable...Did I just say that outloud???embarassed

crystal14882's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:10 PM





if you had to chose betwewen a broke brad pitt, or a rich harrison ford who would chose?


Neither.. I would take a rich,broke or broken Johnny Depp anyday.
I hear James Vanderbeek is a butt-pirate!laugh

Yeah, I have heard that rumor about Johnny Depp but forgive my stupidity but who is James Vanderbeek?
Some jack@ss that lived in Dawson's Creek, whose football coach yelled at him alot, he also goes by "Mox the Fox."

Haha Dawson is my last name...oops...should I put that on here lol

crystal14882's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:11 PM

You are locked in a room with two people... one is an attractive man with a rather small and sure-not-to-be-pleasurable... well... you know. The other man is an unkempt, overweight, balding, and throughly distasteful gent with a massively large... well... you know. In between the three of you is a heart-shaped bed, complete with pink, fluffy pillows and pinkish satin sheets.

In order to save mankind from a truly horrible end at the hand of twisted aliens, you conjugate with one of the two gents in the room.

Which one do you choose and why?

the not so well endowed one because that's what I am used too...

Citizen_Joe's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:12 PM

What escape velocity would be needed to successfully move oneself from the Event Horizon of a black hole?


If you're in the event horizon, you and a drunk blonde would have something in common at any velocity.

Engraven_Image's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:12 PM






if you had to chose betwewen a broke brad pitt, or a rich harrison ford who would chose?


Neither.. I would take a rich,broke or broken Johnny Depp anyday.
I hear James Vanderbeek is a butt-pirate!laugh

Yeah, I have heard that rumor about Johnny Depp but forgive my stupidity but who is James Vanderbeek?
Some jack@ss that lived in Dawson's Creek, whose football coach yelled at him alot, he also goes by "Mox the Fox."

Haha Dawson is my last name...oops...should I put that on here lol
Wanta go skinny dippin with me in your uncles creek???laugh

Engraven_Image's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:13 PM


You are locked in a room with two people... one is an attractive man with a rather small and sure-not-to-be-pleasurable... well... you know. The other man is an unkempt, overweight, balding, and throughly distasteful gent with a massively large... well... you know. In between the three of you is a heart-shaped bed, complete with pink, fluffy pillows and pinkish satin sheets.

In order to save mankind from a truly horrible end at the hand of twisted aliens, you conjugate with one of the two gents in the room.

Which one do you choose and why?

the not so well endowed one because that's what I am used too...
Nevermind, you and I just wouldn't work out!laugh

crystal14882's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:13 PM







if you had to chose betwewen a broke brad pitt, or a rich harrison ford who would chose?


Neither.. I would take a rich,broke or broken Johnny Depp anyday.
I hear James Vanderbeek is a butt-pirate!laugh

Yeah, I have heard that rumor about Johnny Depp but forgive my stupidity but who is James Vanderbeek?
Some jack@ss that lived in Dawson's Creek, whose football coach yelled at him alot, he also goes by "Mox the Fox."

Haha Dawson is my last name...oops...should I put that on here lol
Wanta go skinny dippin with me in your uncles creek???laugh

Actually I think that would be my father...and have you seen my father??? lol

devilwasanangel2's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:15 PM








if you had to chose betwewen a broke brad pitt, or a rich harrison ford who would chose?


Neither.. I would take a rich,broke or broken Johnny Depp anyday.
I hear James Vanderbeek is a butt-pirate!laugh

Yeah, I have heard that rumor about Johnny Depp but forgive my stupidity but who is James Vanderbeek?
Some jack@ss that lived in Dawson's Creek, whose football coach yelled at him alot, he also goes by "Mox the Fox."

Haha Dawson is my last name...oops...should I put that on here lol
Wanta go skinny dippin with me in your uncles creek???laugh

Actually I think that would be my father...and have you seen my father??? lol

Engraven_Image's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:16 PM
Edited by Engraven_Image on Tue 05/06/08 11:17 PM








if you had to chose betwewen a broke brad pitt, or a rich harrison ford who would chose?


Neither.. I would take a rich,broke or broken Johnny Depp anyday.
I hear James Vanderbeek is a butt-pirate!laugh

Yeah, I have heard that rumor about Johnny Depp but forgive my stupidity but who is James Vanderbeek?
Some jack@ss that lived in Dawson's Creek, whose football coach yelled at him alot, he also goes by "Mox the Fox."

Haha Dawson is my last name...oops...should I put that on here lol
Wanta go skinny dippin with me in your uncles creek???laugh

Actually I think that would be my father...and have you seen my father??? lol
Yeah, he hit his madlightsgrumble when I ran that red light this afternoon!

devilwasanangel2's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:17 PM
Edited by devilwasanangel2 on Tue 05/06/08 11:18 PM
Ok.. I found out who James Vanderbeek is but can someone please tell me what he has to do with Johnny Depp or him being a butt pirate?? Do they Know each other??? Are they butt pirates together? lol

Engraven_Image's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:18 PM

Ok.. I found out who James Vanderbeek is but can someone pleas tell me what he has to do with Johnny Depp or him being a butt pirate?? Do they Know each other???
huhPirates of the Carribeanhuh

crystal14882's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:18 PM









if you had to chose betwewen a broke brad pitt, or a rich harrison ford who would chose?


Neither.. I would take a rich,broke or broken Johnny Depp anyday.
I hear James Vanderbeek is a butt-pirate!laugh

Yeah, I have heard that rumor about Johnny Depp but forgive my stupidity but who is James Vanderbeek?
Some jack@ss that lived in Dawson's Creek, whose football coach yelled at him alot, he also goes by "Mox the Fox."

Haha Dawson is my last name...oops...should I put that on here lol
Wanta go skinny dippin with me in your uncles creek???laugh

Actually I think that would be my father...and have you seen my father??? lol
Yeah, he hit his madlightsgrumble when I ran that red light this afternoon!

lol..he's a judge now...actually he is very cool...if he had to take sides..he always takes the guys side saying that I probably deserved it if i acted anything like my mother lol

tearsofblood666's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:19 PM
hmmmmmm

Engraven_Image's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:19 PM










if you had to chose betwewen a broke brad pitt, or a rich harrison ford who would chose?


Neither.. I would take a rich,broke or broken Johnny Depp anyday.
I hear James Vanderbeek is a butt-pirate!laugh

Yeah, I have heard that rumor about Johnny Depp but forgive my stupidity but who is James Vanderbeek?
Some jack@ss that lived in Dawson's Creek, whose football coach yelled at him alot, he also goes by "Mox the Fox."

Haha Dawson is my last name...oops...should I put that on here lol
Wanta go skinny dippin with me in your uncles creek???laugh

Actually I think that would be my father...and have you seen my father??? lol
Yeah, he hit his madlightsgrumble when I ran that red light this afternoon!

lol..he's a judge now...actually he is very cool...if he had to take sides..he always takes the guys side saying that I probably deserved it if i acted anything like my mother lol
Now, I totally wanta date you!!!laugh

devilwasanangel2's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:21 PM


Ok.. I found out who James Vanderbeek is but can someone pleas tell me what he has to do with Johnny Depp or him being a butt pirate?? Do they Know each other???
huhPirates of the Carribeanhuh


Yeah, I GET the Butt pirate thing. I just did not know who the other guy was and what he had to do with it.

Engraven_Image's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:22 PM



Ok.. I found out who James Vanderbeek is but can someone pleas tell me what he has to do with Johnny Depp or him being a butt pirate?? Do they Know each other???
huhPirates of the Carribeanhuh


Yeah, I GET the Butt pirate thing. I just did not know who the other guy was and what he had to do with it.
Just say Vanderbeek is huhBrokenhuh laugh

devilwasanangel2's photo
Tue 05/06/08 11:28 PM




Ok.. I found out who James Vanderbeek is but can someone pleas tell me what he has to do with Johnny Depp or him being a butt pirate?? Do they Know each other???
huhPirates of the Carribeanhuh


Yeah, I GET the Butt pirate thing. I just did not know who the other guy was and what he had to do with it.
Just say Vanderbeek is huhBrokenhuh laugh