A Defense Attorney asks the Little Ole Lady to please state her age?

Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened on
the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front
porch on a warm Spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on
the Porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that
since my Wilmer died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive
and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just
laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take
me now!!!"

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell NO! He just yelled, "April Fool!!"
And that is when I Shot him.

that would be my luck..ROTFLMAO..HAAHA that was good.LMAO

more like my luck sherrie...your the woman....lolol

yeah but u would be that asshole that got shot..lmao and i would be
sitting there going OMG now i have to finish myself..LMAO

Too Funny! LOL!

hey i've always been nice to you, what's the a**hole thing.....LMAO

LMAO the asshole thing is u if u was the dude..ROTFLMAO i would be a
piss B*tch too..lmao and u would of gotten shot..lol dont tease unless u
can please..lmao or at least try..LMAO

well i don't recall the lady pulling away..lol

Goooood one

yeap shes a fool allright he he he he he

All I can say is it was funny to me and I wanted to share to make you
all laugh....:-) :-)