Unfortunately, had to release the "women with a penis" bit earlier as
you had to gauge their feelings before coming out with this .......
a'right here goes....


10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing
time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without
sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded
on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.


Now, where do we go from here !