A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took
off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite
blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman
noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, Did you call for me?"
The man replied, "No, what do you mean?" She said, "You must be new
here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it
implies you called for me." Smiling, she lead him to the side of the
swimming pool, laid down on a towel, eagerly pulled him to her and
happily let him have his way with her. Later, the man continued to
explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat
down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the
steam room toward him.
"Did you call for me?" asked the hairy man. "No, what do you mean?"
replied the newcomer. "You must be new." answered the hairy man, "It's a
rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man
easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the
newcomer. The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was
greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she asked.
"Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep
the $500 membership fee." "But, Sir," she replied, "you've only been
here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities."
"Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but
I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here."

oh my, that was funny.. thanks

damn good joke.

i want to join that club

good one marilyn, funny as heck

that was really good. poor guy, now he'll have hemerhoids

LMAO

eecckk!!