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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 73 | |
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no they dont 
but I wanna look good , but not tooooooooo good on the first date.....
Ok wear the nuns habit with the chastity belt!!!
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  true 
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no they dont
but I wanna look good , but not tooooooooo good on the first date.....
Ok wear the nuns habit with the chastity belt!!!
 
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no they dont
but I wanna look good , but not tooooooooo good on the first date.....
Ok wear the nuns habit with the chastity belt!!!
I have a lockpick set
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omg
<<-- evil snicker.....
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Dear diary......Muriel would be sooooooooo terrible if she went out on a date......I just know it!!!
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Its been sooooooooooooooo long without........
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Ha-ha! well now we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about Id appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and Ill bet youll feel nuts Yes Im siskel, yes Im ebert and youre getting two thumbs up Youve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough youre out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are Inclined To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time Do it now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Gettin horny now Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on Im mister coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours Ill show you mine tool time youll lovett just like lyle And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files Do it now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Gettin horny now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Gettin horny now |
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I sooooooooo needed to hear that!!!!
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<----gets out the bloodhound gang!!!
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Ha-ha! well now we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about Id appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and Ill bet youll feel nuts Yes Im siskel, yes Im ebert and youre getting two thumbs up Youve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough youre out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are Inclined To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time Do it now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Gettin horny now Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on Im mister coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours Ill show you mine tool time youll lovett just like lyle And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files Do it now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Gettin horny now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Gettin horny now
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ARGHHH!! it just cam e to mind........
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<<<---dumps a bucket of cold water on her head
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Edited by
Gypsy41
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Sun 05/04/08 01:05 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTW8oUV8Aq0
I love the video!!!
<-------gives purple some ice cubes for her date tomorrow!!!
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thanks iNEEEED tHOSE!!! 
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k...poof ...I gotta go try to sleep while this ice is still cold!!
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OMG!!!!!
ITS WAY PAST PURPLES BED TIME!!!
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I KNOW !! I"M AFRAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! afraid I may turn into a PUMKIN!
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LOL we both posted that at the same time!!!
k.....gnite purple.........stalk to you in the am!!!
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g'night 
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