Its the middle of January, its freezing outside a friend invites you to a costume party but you dont have a costume..so you are forced to borrow one of hers...you have two choices....you can be a green m&m or a rocker chick....of course you pick rocker chick...you grab some things from home before you head over to her place to prepare for the nights adventure...The costume is pretty slammin on you, especially bc you wore your red leather pants to her house...then ur friend decides that she's not so hot in her big puffy green frock and opts to trade...so you are stuck wearing a big green sphere for the rest of the evening...
You arrive at the party only to discover that the guy looks somewhat familiar...you drink too much and your friend talks you into staying the night there..you awake in the morning to hear your friend and the "familiar" guy moaning in the bathroom...so you roll outta the bed and out of his apartment with a quickness to save yourself and them from humiliation....only to realize that your house keys are in your purse, your purse is in his apartment and you have locked yourself out... passsersby pay attention to the humor in your attire as you make your way down the street realizing what an idiot you are and its not even Halloween...When you arrive at your apartment you grab a chair from the porch to stand on in order to reach the kitchen window...to your demise..the costume is too bulky and you wont fit through the window...remembering you're not wearing underwear..You shrink in your skin at the thought..you strip off the green layer to your tights and as you're shimmying through your window, the landlord approaches from behind....are you surprised when he asks if you will be paying this months rent today?

super

oh my

I would of stayed in the rocker chick outfit I would say screw you too my friend and make her stay as the freaking green M&M

lol... what a freakin lucky landlord...
need a place ? the rents really cheap and I hear the view is great.... sly grinz