One day a traveling salesman knocks on the door of an old woman
She cracks the door open and says "what do you want?"
The salesman holds up a big vacuum cleaner and says "well maam have i got a deal for you, this is the best vacuum cleaner in the world at the best price"
The old woman says "im sorry i dont have much money goodbye"
The salesman says "wait wait wait just let me show you what it can do"
The old lady says "Well ok but i dont think i can afford it" and opens the door
The salesman walks in carrying his briefcase and dragging the vacuum cleaner behind him
He opens the briefcase and dumps out a small pile of horsecrap
The old lady is horrified "what are you doing?!"
the salesman says "dont worry maam whatever this vacuum cant suck up I will eat! thats how much faith i have in this machine!"
The old lady says "well i hope youve got a good appetite because the electric company turned my power off last week!"

omg!! too funny!

omg.......too funny