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Why was the strawberry crying?
Because his mother was in a jam. Why do Hippos wear tennis shoes? To stamp out burning ducks. Did you hear about the guy with a Midas' touch? everything he touched turned into a muffler. |
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Why was the strawberry crying? Because his mother was in a jam. Why do Hippos wear tennis shoes? To stamp out burning ducks. Did you hear about the guy with a Midas' touch? everything he touched turned into a muffler. Christmas Cracker Jokes  
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how can you tell an elephant has been in your fridge?
He leaves footprints in the jello |
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why did six hate seven?
cause 7,8,9. |
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
to get to the SHELL station! Where does a foot go to dance? a FOOTBALL What do you get when you cross a parrot with King Kong? I don't know, but when Polly wants a cracker you give it to him! |
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