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| Topic: The 16 signs that prove your girlfriend is ugly. | |
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1. She looks out of the window and is arrested
for indecent exposure. 2. As an infant, she had to be breast fed by the family dog. 3. Even mosquitoes avoid her. 4. She startles animals in the zoo. 5. At Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone. 6. She makes onions cry. 7. Her face looks like the horse that pulled Ben Hurs’ chariot. 8. Her armpit looks like she has Don King in a headlock. 9. The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail. 10. When she was born, the doctor slapped her father. 11. When she was a baby, her mother had to pull the baby carriage. 12. She can eat an apple through a tennis racquet. 13. As a baby, she had shutters on her baby carriage. 14. Also as a baby, her mother used to pull her baby carriage. 15. After going to see the film ‘Elephant Man’, she stood outside for 45 minutes, signing autographs. 16. Again, when she was a baby,her parents had to wrap her in bacon so the dog would play with her.  
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Edited by
Derekkye
on
Mon 04/28/08 04:31 PM
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17. She's willing to continue dating me.
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17. After going to see the movie 'Elepant Man' She stood outside the theater for 45 minutes signing autographs.
18. In Madame Tussauds waxworks 'Chamber of Horrors' the usher asked her to keep moving because they were stocktaking.
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19. Her parents kept moving and leaving no forwarding address.
20. She kept getting expelled:....from home school! |
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