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maybe perhaps.........GOD?
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Edited by
1956deluxe
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Sun 04/27/08 11:25 AM
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God was welding on a gas line and BANG! The universe appeared!
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maybe perhaps.........GOD? Stephen Spielburg |
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maybe perhaps.........GOD? Stephen Spielburg |
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Im not really certain because I wasn't there but it seems I remember something in school about it. There is this Big Bang Theory which is considered to be about as close as anyone can figure. The big bang theory proposes that the universe was once extremely compact, dense, and hot. Much like my ex boyfriend, just kidding. Some original event, a cosmic explosion called the big bang, occurred about 13.7 billion years ago, and the universe has since been expanding and cooling. Something like that.
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It was ejaculated from the penis of eternal ecstasy.
That’s assuming you believe God is a male. If you believe God is female then,… we’re still developing in her womb. 
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The big bang theory proposes that the universe was once extremely compact, dense, and hot. Much like my ex boyfriend
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god farted
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No one knows for sure . How can something starting from nothing create all this universe and beyond ?. It is just absurd to try to pretend to know the answer .
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Edited by
Tony40
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Sun 04/27/08 11:54 AM
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Sciences and religions failed miserably to convince me who created whom starting from nothing and going forward to infinity !.
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It is just absurd to try to pretend to know the answer . I thought the fart idea sounded pretty reasonable.
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I came to that conclusion after years of scholarly research....
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Sciences and religions failed miserably to convince me who created whom starting from nothing and going forward to infinity !.  Maybe you just can't understand
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Sciences and religions failed miserably to convince me who created whom starting from nothing and going forward to infinity !. Be careful now,... You could be accused of being sane with an attitude like that! |
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Why does there have to be a beginning and an end ?
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There was this really big Walmart and they had a spill on isle 7. Now they just have Super Centers and little Walmarts because the monopoly was broken up.
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Why does there need to be a God?
Where is there Air? Why are people born named George Carlin? Why does S1owhand sing his blues in mime? Why does YellowRose lust for songs sung about her? Why does Mirror Mirrow reflect so much? Why does Jeanniebean not look like a legume? Why does HikerChick have goats instead of chicks? Why does The Lonely Walker always walk among friends? Why isn’t RainbowTrout gone fishing? Why is 1956Deluxe not a 1965Duet? Why is MilesoftheUSA not KilometersoftheUnitedKingdom? Why is AngelinBoots not a DevilinSlippers? Why is FeralCatLady not FroggyBottomBatWoman? Why is MorningSong not NightySigh? Why is CreativeSoul not BoringSpirit? Why is ArtGurl not PlainJane? Why is ScttrBrain not GatherHead? Why Yashafox not a Foxy Woman? Why is GoatMeal not a MealyGoat? Why is Just Say Hi now One Plus You? 
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god farted while enjoying a fine cigar. Bad combination. 
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Edited by
feralcatlady
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Sun 04/27/08 03:12 PM
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Abra your to much.......I am still laughing..... How many vote for a new song on abra's post <-------- raises hand......lol ok where did the universe come from......... some say a speck of dust others say it was creted by God you choose for yourself..... Don't know if has been done.....but new thread came to mind....so going to post........ |
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Why does the universe have to have a beginning?
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