There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
the lights.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery operated
pleasure device... a vibrator ... soft, wonderful
and larger than a real one.

She goes completely ballistic. "You impotent $%#@&%#," she
screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You
better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy... if you explain the kids."


SO WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS!!!!

omg now THAT'S funny

Good one, I would like to hear that explanation too.

roflmao Mimi that was freakin awesome!!

ouch way funny

too feakin much mimi

oohhhh myyy!!!

ROFLMAO