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I hope that was just a finger.....
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I've never heard it called that before, but sure.
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looks to me the preacher has left us--his profile ain't around
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he deactivates his profile every now and then...odd
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odd?? well yeah, I guess that's ONE way to describe him
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Ok then lets see hmmm crazy, hypocritical, insane, weird,
uneducated..that nuff words?? |
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So much for what he said in his church "Our Doors Are Always
open unless it's a day that ends in Y or I'm going golfing! ROTFLMAO |
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well let's jump on his other profile then---[yaaawwwn]
g'nite ya'll--lack of sleep lately |
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That's been happening alot to me too. I can't figure out why.....
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*steps into the lil booth thingy.*
father... i have a confession.... at this church i go to... there is a preacher that looks like a anime guy with a funky lil thing on his back. he told me if i didnt let him touch me that i would go to hell and the only way to redeem myself was if he was able to tickle my pickle. i screamed rape and ran away, am i gunna go to hell? and if i do will it be the big bus or the short special bus? and will i end up sitting next to the weird kid that picks his nose and eats it? im scared..its so cold ...so cold..... |
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roflmao omg Kami that was awsome!!
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Kami, you're too much.
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its about damn time we got some smilelys on this place
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Confession, is good for the soul, no matter who you tell it to!
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then start confessing Preacher asshead
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I don,t confess to Pagan,s!
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Then confess to me. I was raised staunch Roman Catholic. I lived in
confessionals. If anyone knows about the drudgery of self-professed sins and guilt, it's me. Naw....you're not about that....not about God, or confessions or spreading His word. No, you are a little pot-stirring troll. You need attention, but are not interesting enough to get it any other way than to inflame the sensibilities of others. You are jealous of the friendships formed between others. You are insecure and perhaps even a bit psychotic. Unless you achieve the status you aspire to reach, you will potentially become a danger to yourself and society as a whole. You are the "Jim Jones" of JSH. |
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TO ALL MY FRIENDS>>>WARNING: DON'T DRINK THE KOOL-AID!!!
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But I like the KOOL-AID
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oh crap!!!!*pours the kool-aid out*
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