Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree!

Now men... men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the hell out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with!!!

Good Morning and Enjoy Ladies!!!

((Runs and grabs a peach from the ground and throws it at the male stomping lady))

Food Fight is that what you're starting here??? I wouldn't start something you can't finish lol!

OK well I like to stand and wait till a good strong wind comes along and blows one of the choicest apples down from the top of the tree so I can be there before she hits the ground, therefore saving her from being bruised.

smooth lol!!!

yes woman like apple, apple helps increase HB also woman increase HB some times hahahahahaha

i am wating for catch top side apple

FF!!!

Trouble with a fine wine...mistreat it and ya got vinegar