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| Topic: "Think Before You Say Things To Your Woman Foundation" | |
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A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said, irritated. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You should surprise me." So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.  
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lmao, thats a good one
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 that is still funny as crud
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I laughed hard when I read that one ... and I'm fat so you know it's funny!
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