A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked the barber, "How long
before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2
hours."

The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door
and asked the barber, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."

The guy left.

Then a week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked the
barber again, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half."

The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor.
Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps coming in here asking me
how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come
back."

A few hours later later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing
hysterically...

The barber asked, what was so funny and "Where did that guy go when he
left the shop?"

Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "YOUR HOUSE!"

lol, funny !

lmao!!

It's Friday and I'm feelin' funny-too cold to go outside....LMAO

Good one - really did get a laugh!

I'm happy you laughed Mike,

Afterall, laughing is good exercise for the face.....

Do you know any good ones? Jokes I'm talkin' about. LOL

GOT A GOOD LAUGH OUT OF THAT ONE,THANKS.

np-gg1.....

LOL

LOL TOO!!!GOOD ONE!!