Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.

Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the

Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much
of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at
times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll
model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and

Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven.

He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

lol.. nuts that is too funny

Rolling on the floor laughing that was great!Can you send it to my
email?

Veru Funny

ty nutnls2do I had to print that to take it to the office with me
tomorrow

Awesome!that was truly bearifically funny.

bearifically funny, cybear you are truely an original. One cool bear,
thanks bro

o no my biscuts are gone lmao

oh my goodness , almost had me fall over there, too freakin funny!!!!