At the end of the tax year, the tax office sent an investigator to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles, what do you do with the drippings?"

"Good question", answered the Rabbi," we scrape them up and send them back to the candle maker and every now and again, they send us some free candles."

"Oh" replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had such a practical answer. But on he went in his obnoxiuos way. "What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with all the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realizing he as trying to catch him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them, send them back to the manufacturer, and every once in a while, they send us a new box."

"I see," said the auditor, trying hard to think of a way to fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "What do you do with the left over foreskins from all the circumcisions that you perform?"

"Here too, we do not waste" answerd the Rabbi. "We save up all the foreskins and send them to the tax office, and about once a year they send us a complete pr*ck!"

LOL that was good

Hi there. Can I get your address? I'm a tax auditor.
ROFLMFAO!!!!