Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 68 | |
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example no. 2
Fresh has eyes? I have never seen em |
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example no. 3
Fresh your pants are a bit form fitting my I unbutton them for you? |
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look i have left her speechless
when leaving a person speechless during this session it is implied that all comments are accepted and you may proceed forward |
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LMAO!! My boss came in ....had to shut down shop for a minute!! I am very rarely speechless!
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LMAO!! My boss came in ....had to shut down shop for a minute!! I am very rarely speechless! when hearing a comeback line of this nature move forward at a faster pace |
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example no. five
invite fresh to lunch for an off site meeting, then get up to use the facilities and spill some sweet and sour sauce on her shirt. then non-chalantly lick it off |
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<<<<<<I can be trained
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well i have more but it is quitting time see ya'll in a bit
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How do you plan to nonchalantly lick my shirt?
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How do you plan to nonchalantly lick my shirt? pretending to fall |
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LMAO!! If you miss you will have rug burn on your tongue!
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Edited by
FreshMountainAir
on
Tue 04/22/08 02:10 PM
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ops....I mean carpet burn....aaa....I mean you will be licking the floor
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Wow...DDN ...I REALLY could use that drink now!!
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Guess I'll go home and fix my own drink then!
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i sent it too you...???/
too late Wow...DDN ...I REALLY could use that drink now!! |
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yay I'm home , I'm still frozen an look like a chipmunk but I'm all done
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You get your tooth fixed???
I ate a piece of SQUID earlier!!! OMG!! I didn't know!! |
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calamari?? EEEWWW!!!
ya I got my wisdom tooth yanked , I look like a chipmunk I just swallowed some ravioli whole while I'm still frozen better try to eat what a mess drool an mush cant open my mouth very much just have to stuff it in an swallow it |
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