Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 9 | |
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Oh no peek...
It's Mary Kay all the way... |
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I got that Mary Kay feelin down in my heart
down in my heart down in my heart,,,,, OMG Sprite you just brought me back in the day, when I worked a Dennys and the Mary Kay people would have their meeting once a week. It was the balls standing there clapping my hands to their song, right before I gave them their triple slam beakfast |
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Yeah- she wants to sell enough to get herself one of those sickeningly pink Cadillacs the top sellers drive in.
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isn't Mary Kay like an Avon woman or somethin'?
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OMG peek...
My Mom used to sell that stuff and that was all I heard her humming all the time... And for your info Moof?..It's a bright pink Jeep decked out with big tires.... |
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Mary Kay is evidently the Rowdy Roddy Piper to Avon's Iron Sheik, if that's any indication of the relationship between the two.
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Hey ((((Tina)))) sista,,,
And yup Moof,,,its a "Marykay pimp mobile",,,,even smells like the perfume Part of the allure |
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Yeah. A number of them have almost gotten me in wrecks over the years with their pulling sudden U-turns in the middle of busy streets.
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Mary Kay is evidently the Rowdy Roddy Piper to Avon's Iron Sheik, if that's any indication of the relationship between the two. oooh so her business is like Avon but with a different name? |
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ya, but the lady driving is perfectly coiffed and pancaked with the FINEST makeup,,,,
I think you were just misfortunate and behind one looking for her false eyelash |
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ya, but the lady driving is perfectly coiffed and pancaked with the FINEST makeup,,,, I think you were just misfortunate and behind one looking for her false eyelash Actually, the one who almost broadsided me while trying to pull off her U-turn was on her Mary Kay series cell-phone. So she must've had an emergency make up sale to rush to... until she almost stuck the front of her pink Caddy into my passenger door, that is. Thank goodness my pick-up truck is much more nimble than her bloated Caddy, though. |
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On her way to the lastest Mary Kay party... This whole thing is going to give me nightmares for a week... |
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i heard Jeff Gordon is going to be switching teams and driving the pink caddy for Mary Kay next year
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I'll say- you'd think she were the make-up equivalent of Maxwell Smart careening her way to HQ or something.
And she went all out with the MK swag, too- she had the pink Caddy, the pink cellphone (from what I could tell of it), and I wouldn't be surprised if she had the pink geddup and accessories, too. Thank goodness the almost-incident with her U-Turn took place in the late afternoon, as she woulda blinded me with all that friggin' pink at an earlier part of the day. |
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yanno,,,,
Them Mary Kay ladies get bonuses if they hit that make up sale while taking out Pickups with cute guys in them Earth,,just so you know,,we KNOW your Mom was the hippie renegade Mary Kay rep OMG JT!!!!! Please don't tell me his race suit will be pink Thats just WRONG!!!! |
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it might as well be pink.they already call his team "The Rainbow Warriors"
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Or the "Mary Kay Make-up Marauders".
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