A limo driver is given the assignment of meeting the Pope at the airport and transporting him in his limo.









After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.









"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the limo driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today.







"

Reluctantly, the limo driver gets in the back of the limo, alone, as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The limo driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to over 100 mile per hour.









"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried limo driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they both hear the police sirens.









The Pope pulls the limo over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches. The cop then takes one look at the Pope, and recognizing him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.









"I need to talk to the Chief," the cop says to the dispatcher. Shortly thereafter, the Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going over a hundred miles per hour.









So bust him," says the Chief.









"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.









The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.









The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger.







"

Chief: " The Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger.







"

Chief: "The President?"

Cop: "Bigger.







"

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, "What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur.

lol

Good one Cap!

great one!!