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I will buy you a pretty new bow for your hair! |
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But I want a winnabago!!!!
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Well at my house, BRATS get NOTHING!!
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<-----gets out the toilet paper and honey dipper and fires it at the mean mom!!!!
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Is that the best you got?
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YESHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Welcome to our FUN HOUSE Gypsy41......... My Name is T and I'll be glad to show you around and make this place "YOUR" place,,COOL? I believe you will like to visit the first floor here, On the first floor you will find SINGLE people with SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS, BUT SAY THEY WANT LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS??? If you are looking for CHEATING relationships I would say the 2ND floor might be a little better, as it has a very BIG mix of single folks.. AND PLAYERS,,,,GREAT PLAYERS of ladies HEARTS. NOW, if your wanting to drink and PARTY, the 3RD floor might be where we will find YOU later,,?,,LOL I HAVE "NO" DOUBTS!!!!! If you are looking for the fun,,,,REALLY FUN PEOPLE,,?? THEN, it would have to be OUR 4TH FLOOR!!! There my new friend,,,,is EVERYTHING a NEWBE would want or NEED! LOVE,,,HAPPINESS, PHONE NUMBERS,,LOL,,, WILD SEX, DILDOS MORE SEX,,,,MASSAGE,,,,AND,,,,,,,,,,ALL THE TOYS- in life!!!!! And because of YOUR ARRIVAL HERE WE HAVE INSTALLED ANOTHER FLOOR JUST FOR YOU......... ITS ARE 10TH FLOOR, You Gypsy have your OWN SPECIAL FLOOR, HERE YOU GET TO REALLY BE WITH "ALL" YOUR PICTURES,,,AND IN HERE,,,THEIR REAL PEOPLE WHO YOU CAN SHARE TIME WITH.... COOL BEANS HUH,,,, AND WE ALSO HAVE INSTALLED YOUR ON PHONE SYSTEM SO AS TO HAVE FREE NIGHTLY CALLING EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD. ALSO ANYONE WHO YOU DON'T LIKE IF "YOU" BRING THEM HERE,,,,, (this is great) THEY WILL BLOW-UP AND NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN! SO, "WELL" how do you like it here so far????? I can just SEE all YOUR EXCITEMENT on your face right now,,,lol SOUNDS COOL SO FAR HUH??????? NOW,,,THERE IS ONE SMALL PROBLEM,THOUGH?????? OUR ELEVATOR, IS "FIXED" AND WORKING FINE RIGHT NOW!!! SORRY!!! But you HAVE TO BUY your on BIRTH CONTROL DEVICES! And YOU can ONLY HAVE THREE PEPLE ON THE ELEVATOR WITH YOU AT ONE TIME,,,AND """""THIS""""" IS VERY IMPORTANT,,,,,,"""NO SEX ALLOWED ON THE ELEVATOR""""""" SO NOW GYPSY,,,,ANY QUESTIONS?????? PLEASE HAVE GREAT TIMES ON YOUR FLOOR HERE!!!!!!! AND REMEMBER """"NO ELEVATOR SEX""""" Please enjoy this site |
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I just thought ya might like a special edition welcome post,,,stright from its maker,lol,lol Hope ya got a chuckle,,,,,lov ya girl!!!!! |
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No elevator sex? WTF!
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Hello and welcome to ... hang on .. I recognize that .. what is that ?.. YES WAY
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Did you say this thread was about Purple? THATS,,,HOW IT GOT BROKE THE FIRST TIME!!!! |
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No elevator sex? WTF! THATS,,,HOW IT GOT BROKE THE FIRST TIME!!!! SORRY, the first was the wrong quote,,,lol,,lol |
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It's not my fault!!
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It's not my fault!! IT WAS YOU!!!! SITE POLICE,,,,CUFF HER! YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN HERE IF YOU STOP USING OUR ELEVATOR FOR YOUR SEXUAL UPS AND DOWNS. IF YOU REFUSE TO STOP? A CLONE OF YOUR LIKLINESS WILL BE MADE TO REMAIN HERE. AND YOU YOUNG LADY WILL BE TAKEN BACK TO IAM4U's HOUSE WHERE HE WILL BE IN TOTAL CHARGE OF YOUR EVERY MOVE. THIS SITE WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THE COST OF FIXING OUR ELEVATORS BECAUSE OF SEXUAL ABUSE FROM "SOME" OF ARE MEMBERS!!! NOW FRESHMOUNTAINAIR, WHATS IT GOING TO BE???????? |
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Ummmmm...ummmm.ummmm....what about the right to remain silent?? I will plead the 5th
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Ummmmm...ummmm.ummmm....what about the right to remain silent?? I will plead the 5th Im the witness that saw Nothing! |
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Ummmmm...ummmm.ummmm....what about the right to remain silent?? I will plead the 5th Im the witness that saw Nothing! Was that you behind those binoculars? |
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Gypsy, Purple, Fresh.... WOW has anyone checked the walls of the local nut house, I think theres a hole!!!!
Welcome back Gypsy, I've been out of the blogs long enough to not realize you were gone but hey... I hadn't seen any of you in a long time and hear you all are in the newbies room!!! What trying to pick the guys straight from the tree?? |
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