A government employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to
see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and
comes across an old brass lamp.
"This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides, and takes it home
with him.

While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes.
"I wish for an ice cold diet Coke right now!" He gets his Coke and
drinks it.

Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish
to be on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs reside." Suddenly he is
on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully.

He tells the genie his third and last wish. "I wish I'd never have to
work ever again."

POOF! He's back in his government office !!!