Just thought I would share this one with ya'll....Have a great day!!

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room

She heard the
train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of *****es who want
off, get the hell off
now.. cause this is the last stop! And all of you
sons of *****es who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause
we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house.

Now I want you to go to your room and
you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.

When you come out, you may play with
your train...but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say... "All passengers, please
remember your things, thank you and hope your trip
was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just
boarding, remember there is no smoking in the train.

We hope you
will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen.