I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60 year old.
In fact, she wasn't bad at all. I found myself thinking that she probably had a HOT DAUGHTER!

We drank a bit and had a bit of a snuggle. She asked if I'd ever had a Sportman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome" she said.

I said "No, but it sure sounds good!"

We drank a bit more and then she said that tonight was 'my lucky
night.' We went back to her place. We walked in...
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
"Mom, are you still awake?"

and here comes the fruity pebbles ))Blah((

LOL, you watch the crazy old man on youtube too huh?