Three old men were sittin around in the Nursing home one day talking.

The first old man said," Man, I sure wish I could take a good piss again."

The second old man weighed in and said,"Thats not a problem. Every morning about 6 am, I wake up, about 6:30, I take a good piss. I just wish I could take a good Sh!t again.

The third old guy shook his said and says,"You think you got it bad, Every morning I get up about 6 am, right around 6:30, I take a nice long piss. Along about 7 am, I take a really good Sh!t. I just wish I could get up before 8 am.

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