What can I say to two men that are strong
Hurry up boys don't string this along
She's probably there right in front of you
But you're both looking down at the pile of poo
Say something now before she gets away
Stop standin there watching the stray
Though I know there may be many miles
It's worth a try so stop kickin those piles!

So you’ve spent your life in a bar
do think that’s so bizarre?
I’ve spent my life in loneliness
with a banjo and guitar

You’re a veteran of the swoon
you’re used to wooing women’s hearts
I appear like a nerdy goon
and smell like cheesy farts

The scales are tipped in your direction
women pounding at your door
Yet I refuse to grant defeat
in this lovesick hostile war

I’ll give you what you ask for
competition to the hilt!
But when I’ve won a woman
don’t complain that she’s well built

You’re lustful eyes and drooling tongue
will have to settle for a beer
and everyone will pat your back
and pray you persevere

I’ll be dancing in the moonlight
with the woman of my dreams
And every night we’ll cuddle
you’ll hear our ecstasy in screams

You’ll pet you pup
and drink you brew
and wish you never met me

You’ll dream of gals
you’d like to screw
but you’ll never get them wetski

With banjo and guitar, sadly your hearts been kept in a jar.
With puppy in arms holding tight,poor friend you have that right
Another day another night, still see the two of you a fright.
Struming strings and your poor puppy, now its ears hear rings.
Ladies knocking at my door? Laughing so hard I fell on the floor
If that were the case, man alive, I'd have to go buy some mace.
Been waiting a hot email, that would hammer my hearts last nail.
But no lady jumping to be seen, not even one to just be mean.
You tried mutual match to see. It came back your little pup-py.
As for you dancing in the moonlight, thats when wolves bite.
Screams of ecstasy you say, try screams as a wolf heads her way.
So embrace your puppy, dream of a lady,as its fur rubs your face
Just stay frozen in time, and no need to rewind your rhyme.
Competition to its completion, Try again, you have my permission

Yippee!

Permission to woo the ladies
don’t wait for Hawkins Sadie’s
dump my truck
and spend a buck
to rent a new Mercedes

Strip myself of blue jeans
grab a suit and tie
tell the women what they want
if it’s just a wooing lie

Whisper nothing sweet
as modern gals want more
it used to be virginity
but now they want to roar!

They’re different kind of wenches
than they were in days of old
They used to be so sweet and shy
but now they’re all so bold

Maybe Terry has a point?
It looks so easy in a rhyme
but do I have the expertise
to make a woman’s pussie chime

Puppy dogs or pussie cats?
The world is like a zoo!
K9 pets or spoiled brats?
What’s a man to do?

A Mercedes for the ladies, my your quite the tease.
Smell of new leather, you and your puppy in this hot weather
Excuse me for just a minute, as your smell caused me to sneeze.
Bating all the babes with suit and tie, as your puppy says, why.
I think we have found your single biggest hurdle.
A womans pussie doesn't chime, they don't wear a doorbell girdle
Bold you say of the ladies, ancor on their arm and in the Navy.
A zoo outside, and you in your new ride, K-9 pets at your side.
Spoiled brats, you must be hangin with some frats.
Find ya a lady, and PLEASE don't wait for her to chime.
Seranade her with all your words, jand write her a loving rhyme.



Next......lol

OMG you two!!! ROFLMAO...

(((T))) and (((Abra)))


T- Have a safe trip!

No doorbell on the girdle?
that’s one less nagging hurdle
I’ll fondle breasts till she protests
and hope she doesn’t curdle

I’m such a klutz when grabbing butts
I should try to be platonic
I have no guts to say I’m nuts
unless I’m drunk on gin and tonic

Shyness kept me single
I never used to mingle
but now my balls are swollen big
and they’re thumping with a tingle

I guess I’m not romantic
or very sycophantic
women like the trendy dudes
and think that I’m pedantic

I’m suffering from low esteem
cuz I compare myself to gods
I imagine men like women dream
but I can’t fill those great façades

I need to lighten up
and imagine I’m so cool
that women get so hot and bothered
all they do is drool

It’s all within the mindset
of the man whose presence woos
I’ll have to give up drinking tea
and turn to guzzling booze

You two are friggin killing me!! ROTFLMAO!!!

GOOD GOD MAN,,we have to save your manhood.
You can't keep doing this, letting them pass your wood.
Your balls should not be blue, this has to be troubling you.
So we have to make a plan, to bring ya back to be a strong man.
Stop yourself from acting shy, just grab her by a thigh.
Tell her its now or never, but don't let your woody shiver.
Spread her legs real wide, and bury your woody inside.
Unchain your passions of lust, and Thrust, Thrust, Thrust.
Now your the man in charge, move your woody like a barge.
when all is said and done, she'll be coming back for your, fun.
This plan worked great for you, only wished I got some to......



LMFAO,,,,,I had to stop twice to crack up,,,lol



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Terry, your reflections are expansive, universal and well meant
to inspire

peace bro

jimmy

Thanks alot Jimmy,,,glad ya liked them...

Naughty naughty man you!!ROTFLMFAO!!!

Verrrrry interesting........

<---------HE MADE ME DO IT!!!!!lol

Poetry gone Hustler,
Advise betwixt lovelorn.
Cum one cum all,
women big or small,
Appease these balls of horn.

Boys, I just don't get it,
your poetry is so sweet.
Good gracious what DO women want?
They should be swooning at your feet.

Ahhhh yes, dear Abra-a-a-a-a,
regarding those "different kind of wenches".............

Poetic licence, will save you not,
you threw me in, so here's what I've got.
You bet your buttons, I'm different,
You bet, I kick started my broom.
Flying through night skies
with stars in my eyes;
Ohhhh Lord, Abra, I thought that was THE RIDE.....

Until an ex-bull riding man in a stetson hat
caught my attention,
well that was that.

So in your quest,
boys, I wish you luck.
Ohhh and Abra,
That Bull ridin man stays on when I buck!

terry my fav gear jammer what up bud

Laughing at dkw she's funny,,,lol
How ya doing man??

BRAVO DKOW,,,,lol

good thnks

Thanks T, you and Abra had me howling with laughter. Great thread!