At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books
ofa synagogue.

While he was checking the books, he said to the Rabbi, 'I notice you
buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?'
'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them and send them back to
the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of
candles.'

'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way: What about all these matzo
(bread) purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'
'Ah, y es,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying
to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send
back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box
of matzo balls.'

'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi, what do you do with all the
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'
'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'We save up all the
foreskins and send them to the Internal Revenue Service, and about
once a year they send us a complete d!ck.'

hahaha good comeback rabbi!

how precious