OUT HOUSE

Ma was in the kitchen when she hollers out_"Pa,
You need to go out and fix the outhouse!. Pa
replies, "There anin't nuthin wrong with the outhouse". Ma yells back,
"Yes there is now get
out there and fix it". So, Pa mosies out to the
outhouse looks around and yells back, "Ma, There
anin't nuthin wrong with this outhouse! Ma replies,
"Strick yur head in that hole. "Pa yells back, " I ain't stickin my head in that hole. Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix". So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, Ma, There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse, Ma hollers back, Now take your head out of trhe hole. Pa proceeds to pull his head out then starts yelling. Ma Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat to which Ma replies,

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"Hurt's don't it."

LOL LOL