Chazzer was speeding on the road to Windsor Castle. He knocked down one of the Queen's corgis - and splattered it. Overcome with remorse, he got out of his car to see if there was anything he could do for the corgi. As he walked towards the dog, he spotted an old-fashioned lamp on the ground. He picked it up and rubbed it: a genie appeared and said "Thank you for freeing me from that lamp. I have been imprisoned in it for one thousand years. As a reward, I will grant you anything your heart desires". "Well" said Chazza "can you do something with that splattered corgi? Mummy will be furious with me". The genie looked at the corgi and replied "Sorry, no, not a single thing".

"OK" said Chazza, sadly. Look at this photograph of my first wife, Diana, Princess of Wales. She was killed in a car accident, you know. She was so very pretty. Now look at this photograph of my second wife, Camilla. She is not as beautiful as Diana. Please can you make Camilla as pretty as Diana was?"

The genie studied Camilla's photograph carefully for a couple of minutes. Then, turning to Chazza, he said "Let's have a look at that corgi again".

lol

ha ha

Camilla is the only woman in England known to be able to eat an apple through the strings of a tennis racquet.

Good one,there is no help in the world for Camilla,LOL