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After a relaxing bath...Monica Lewinsky was looking
at herself, nude in a mirror... Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her... In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help... 'God...If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you, She prayed... And just like that... her ears fell off... |
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lol..
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poor monica
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It took me a couple of seconds......
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Brilliant! Here's another Monica one A friend of mine, who is very deaf, has a dry-cleaning business. One day, Monica Lewinski walked into his shop and asked if she could have a dress cleaned. My friend could not hear her properly and said "Come again". To which Monica replied "No, tomato soup".
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Brilliant! Here's another Monica one A friend of mine, who is very deaf, has a dry-cleaning business. One day, Monica Lewinski walked into his shop and asked if she could have a dress cleaned. My friend could not hear her properly and said "Come again". To which Monica replied "No, tomato soup".
You heard Monica's a rich woman now, every time she left the White House she had a wad of Bill's 
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Would ya leave that poor girl alone!
Don't ya think her ears have been burning and yanked on enough in the past!
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