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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 64
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Wed 04/16/08 10:13 AM

dEAR DIARY.........do I SENSE NON CAT LOVERS HERE????noway explode noway


WHERE ????!!!!!??!?.... oh yeah .. over HERE ..laugh

Thank goodness you said that pic was fuzzy .. I thought I was gonna have to smash my head a few more times to clear my eyesite laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 04/16/08 10:13 AM



oh and I have two throw rugs in the living room ........
the cat SHCIT on one and dragged the other carpet over it to hide it ........so I got up to catschit today toooooooooo
sad explode and my carpets are RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mad
Cat chit can be cleaned up but cat pee is worse.....grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble Im pretty lucky......my cats either crap in the neighbours lawn or in their litter box!!!drinker


Teach them to use the CRAPPER and to flush .. if a guy can be taught ??.. so can a cat laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
You can teach them that when they are kittens but I doubt if you can retrain them now.....noway laugh

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Wed 04/16/08 10:15 AM
OK you knew I was gonna say this part ... get rid of them , and get newer models laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 04/16/08 10:15 AM
god only knows what he gets into out there but hez got diarrhea!!!!!!!!noway sick

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Wed 04/16/08 10:16 AM

god only knows what he gets into out there but hez got diarrhea!!!!!!!!noway sick
Does he get fed milk??? That will give a cat diarrhea.....and he also may have a gastro intestinal infection....much like humans.

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Wed 04/16/08 10:17 AM
who knows what the neighbours may give him?????huh

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Wed 04/16/08 10:19 AM
I dont give him milk and I tell the kids NOT to , he rarely gets anything that is people food but there is often garbage at the neighbors all over the ground he doesnt use a garbage can and the dogs around here KNOW IT! sick noway I have only seen my neighbor take out his garbage TWICE in TWO YEARS!!!!!
noway sick noway sick

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Wed 04/16/08 10:19 AM
I need you boo............omg Im singing really gay songs again!!!noway laugh

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Wed 04/16/08 10:20 AM
Edited by Gypsy41 on Wed 04/16/08 10:20 AM

I dont give him milk and I tell the kids NOT to , he rarely gets anything that is people food but there is often garbage at the neighbors all over the ground he doesnt use a garbage can and the dogs around here KNOW IT! sick noway I have only seen my neighbor take out his garbage TWICE in TWO YEARS!!!!!
noway sick noway sick
Well regardless......your cat thinks its ok to chit in your house and that isnt normal.......either he is sick or has behavioural problems or a combo.....ohwell

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Wed 04/16/08 10:21 AM
Dear diary.......I wonder if you can tell if you have a retarded cat??? Do they have mongoloid eyes????huh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 04/16/08 10:28 AM
Dear diary.................














what would you do..................




































FOR A KLONDIKE BAR???bigsmile drinker

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Wed 04/16/08 10:28 AM
my hair is pretty


















BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!noway
how often is toooooo often to color??
its to brown noway blehhhhhhhhlaugh

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Wed 04/16/08 10:30 AM
if i've said it once i've said it a hundred times..

Ray Berwick's Complete Guide to Training Your Cat drinker

http://www.amazon.com/Berwicks-Complete-Guide-Training-Your/dp/0895864231

(also available through many fine public libraries) bigsmile

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Wed 04/16/08 10:31 AM
So did that not work???? I think the colour was too dark.....if you want get a lighter red.....you may have to give yourself a soap cap......mix 20 volume and bleach with some shampoo........wet hair.....run the mixture down the hair shaft for about 5 minutes or until enough has been stripped and wash out!!

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Wed 04/16/08 10:32 AM

if i've said it once i've said it a hundred times..

Ray Berwick's Complete Guide to Training Your Cat drinker

http://www.amazon.com/Berwicks-Complete-Guide-Training-Your/dp/0895864231

(also available through many fine public libraries) bigsmile
lmaooooooooo I thought you were going to youtube us!!!!:wink: laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 04/16/08 10:32 AM
I was working for a time in a five n dime.....drinker drinker drinker

Name that tune!!!!bigsmile


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Wed 04/16/08 10:38 AM
laugh I had some funny ideas yesterday ...........
netless....laugh noway
my son and I where laughing at my ideas .......

Diary of no internet ...... the empty hours
I was going to do some in note pad and on video.......but I wasnt feeling very well so I just imagined it...laugh

HOUR 1 : no internet accsess I am shaking , me and wilson are glueing our pictures on books and making face book , spalding sent wilson a friend request but failed to send me one.....
WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and I was watching the Island of DR Moreau ( HOUR 18)and the begining is so trippy , start a video with that as an intro then oh bla bla its hard to explain I do need to make a youtube video on the topic of having no internet and how to fill the time.......laugh laugh

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Wed 04/16/08 10:38 AM
Ok you guys suck at name that tune!!!grumble laugh grumble

Dear diary......I bought this new gum called Stride!!! Its fabulous and omg there is 14 pieces per pack!!! And and andddddddddddddddd..........the flavour never goes away!!!noway laugh laugh noway

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Wed 04/16/08 10:40 AM

laugh I had some funny ideas yesterday ...........
netless....laugh noway
my son and I where laughing at my ideas .......

Diary of no internet ...... the empty hours
I was going to do some in note pad and on video.......but I wasnt feeling very well so I just imagined it...laugh

HOUR 1 : no internet accsess I am shaking , me and wilson are glueing our pictures on books and making face book , spalding sent wilson a friend request but failed to send me one.....
WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and I was watching the Island of DR Moreau ( HOUR 18)and the begining is so trippy , start a video with that as an intro then oh bla bla its hard to explain I do need to make a youtube video on the topic of having no internet and how to fill the time.......laugh laugh
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I remember when my internet was down......I stood staring at the floor for hours!!!noway laugh and then I started to wash all the windows because all the power was out.......I think that was the last time they got done!!!noway laugh noway

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Wed 04/16/08 10:42 AM
laugh I cant remember all my ideas my oldest kid was laughing his azz off at melaugh

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