This girl walks into a bar and starts drinking heavily. While she is downing shot after shot she notices a LARGE frog at the end of the bar with a crown on his head. She asks the bartender about the frog and he answers, "oh, that's Freddie the Frog, I have him trained to use that frog tongue of his to please any woman in three flicks." Well in her intoxicated state, she just had to know more so she asked the bartender to prove it. He leads her to the back room. She gets undressed and lays spread eagle on the bed that is there. The bartender sets the frog between her knees and says "ok Freddie, do it". The frog just lays there. Again he says "Ok Freddie, do it". Still the frog just lays there. He asks a third time "Freddie, go on, lick her". Again nothing. He picks up the frog, looks at him and says "ok, this is the last time I am going to show you how!!"