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Subject: Fw: Good investment If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now beworth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all thebeer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you wouldhave $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is todrink heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
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i recycle
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LOL! Awesome!
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Very good investment indeed.
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Nice way of looking at things.
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