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I was standin in the airport in full Uniform and this guy walks up to me and asked
"Are you in the Military?" So without missin a beat and with a straight face i said "Nope just got dressed up for Holloween late" **True Event** anyone else have one? |
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lmao
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At work...
A manager walked a new employee into our office for a photo & security badge. While waiting the guy actually asked... "So you work here in this office?" Another co-worker replied... "No, we work on the 2nd floor, we just come down to take the pictures." Sad part is, later that day the new guy came back, told us he actually asked him manager if he was going to get a tour of the second floor also (its only a single floor building). |
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OHH MAN! thats wrong
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LMAO
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On side of road ...Flat tire off of car. Putting spare on...hood up, steam coming out from hole in radiator hose. Flasher on... Dude stops and says are you having car trouble???? Told him no, I was just detailing it and needed the sunlight so I could see the streaks.
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At work... A manager walked a new employee into our office for a photo & security badge. While waiting the guy actually asked... "So you work here in this office?" Another co-worker replied... "No, we work on the 2nd floor, we just come down to take the pictures." Sad part is, later that day the new guy came back, told us he actually asked him manager if he was going to get a tour of the second floor also (its only a single floor building). OMFG LMAO |
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On side of road ...Flat tire off of car. Putting spare on...hood up, steam coming out from hole in radiator hose. Flasher on... Dude stops and says are you having car trouble???? Told him no, I was just detailing it and needed the sunlight so I could see the streaks. |
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There are some dingbats out there.
Well, I like when people look at me and ask if my tattoos are real. I usually say, no I get up everyday at 3 am and draw them on myself. |
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I like when people ask me.
Your nails are very pretty, are they yours? Yep, I paid for them. |
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There are some Wierd ppl out there. Thankfully we know what to do to annoy them.
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