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simple, you never have to get a divorce
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No to do lists.
No cleaning the tub after them. Less food to buy. If the phone rings, I know I NEED TO GET IT.. If theres a fire, its only my azz I need to find. I don't have to see if she wants me tonight. my hand always say YES...lol I don't have to fight about anything from a year ago,,that SHE NOW remembers...lol |
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freedom to pack up whenever i want and just go.i'll be on vacation soon as school lets out
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OK I will say this:
*go and cum as I please, :) *don't have to explain sh*t to anyone *no one hogging my covers at night *don't have 3 kids, I have 2 *I get to stay online talking with the GREAT JSH friends until I am ready to get off, the computer that is... ![]() ![]() |
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ummmm the alcohol bill is smaller
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OK I will say this: *go and cum as I please, :) *don't have to explain sh*t to anyone *no one hogging my covers at night *don't have 3 kids, I have 2 *I get to stay online talking with the GREAT JSH friends until I am ready to get off, the computer that is... ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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ummmm the alcohol bill is smaller damn, mine is bigger.... ![]() ![]() |
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ummmm the alcohol bill is smaller damn, mine is bigger.... ![]() ![]() Yeah mine too.... hmmm.... drunks? lol |
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Don't gotta fight for the blankets!
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chit my drinks are paid for and i'm partying this sat.
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OK I will say this: *go and cum as I please, :) *don't have to explain sh*t to anyone *no one hogging my covers at night *don't have 3 kids, I have 2 *I get to stay online talking with the GREAT JSH friends until I am ready to get off, the computer that is... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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The #1 cause of divorce is marriage
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ummmm the alcohol bill is smaller damn, mine is bigger.... ![]() ![]() i dont think you understand dearest... pretty girls dont have to pay for thier own drinks.... |
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ummmm the alcohol bill is smaller damn, mine is bigger.... ![]() ![]() Yeah mine too.... hmmm.... drunks? lol Oh no I'm a classy drunk...I prefer soberly challenged..... ![]() |
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Three good things about being single:
1) The DVR isn't filled up with a bunch of "Trading Spaces" or "Figure Skating With The Stars" episodes. 2) The Victoria Secret's credit card actually gets paid off and not used. 3) Room in the bedroom closet for something besides shoes. |
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OK I will say this: *go and cum as I please, :) *don't have to explain sh*t to anyone *no one hogging my covers at night *don't have 3 kids, I have 2 *I get to stay online talking with the GREAT JSH friends until I am ready to get off, the computer that is... ![]() ![]() ![]() I think you understand! ![]() |
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love victoria's secret
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The #1 cause of divorce is marriage ![]() ![]() I will remember this one!!!! ![]() |
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No more freezing feet!
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single pros?
1. no fighting over blankets 2. go where i want, when i want 3. i clean up after ME only :D 4. talk to who i want 5. i wear what i want, when i want (like sweats) 6. no disputes over what music to listen to 7. can sit n' write when i feel like it, without "honey are you mad at me?" crap 8. no 'yukky' food (ex. SARDINES) in my house to stink the place up 9. no walking on egg shells anymore 10. not having to constantly stroke his ego |
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