Topic: Feel like a woman
thecoolyman's photo
Sun 04/13/08 07:53 PM

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The

turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is

struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of

the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if

I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one

has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there

ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril,

and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the

plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you

feel like a woman," he says. This tall, tanned and built guy with jet

black eyes starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one

button at a time.

No one moves. As this man approaches, the woman begins to get excited. He

removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and

extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

"Iron this."

EarthSprite's photo
Sun 04/13/08 07:58 PM
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harrypotter2's photo
Sun 04/13/08 08:06 PM


On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The

turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is

struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of

the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if

I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one

has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there

ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril,

and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the

plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you

feel like a woman," he says. This tall, tanned and built guy with jet

black eyes starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one

button at a time.

No one moves. As this man approaches, the woman begins to get excited. He

removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and

extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

"Iron this."


frown I do believe this was posted earlier on today. noway noway noway

no photo
Sun 04/13/08 08:08 PM
noway noway :noway!!
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thecoolyman's photo
Sun 04/13/08 08:23 PM
thank everybody, i wasn't here earlier today so go play with your hairy potterlaugh
bigsmile Cooly

harrypotter2's photo
Sun 04/13/08 09:57 PM

thank everybody, i wasn't here earlier today so go play with your hairy potterlaugh
bigsmile Cooly


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