You could always use your special powers to ticket her for the offense ... then she'd have to show up in virtual court for profile violation ... you could stack the jury with friends, of course, to drag the case out ...

If you play this right, you could probably talk to her for hours about all the stuff that's not in her profile ...



...just a though ...

Seems like a short e-mail is in order, just to find out
whatever you're immediately curious about her.

We had a guy on CB radio the other night who for some
reason the others wanted to track down and confront.
He was really drunk (slurred speech, and kind of a
Col. Walter Kurtz thing happening there).

Someone came up with the brilliant idea of simply
*asking* the guy where he was, instead of all this
driving around the town, triangulating on the guy's
position.

He was hidden pretty good, too; they went within 300
feet of him several times without making his location.

So I get on there and just asked the guy where he is.
Because he was drunk and keying up on everyone, it took
a few tries to get to him the idea they wanted his
exact location (I wasn't mobile and was enjoying the
guilty pleasure of chiming in).

The whole thing was a hoot, and even after the drunk
guy was on board with giving his exact location, they
*still* couldn't find him, because he wasn't able to
give clear directions or the name of the side street
he was on (if it had a name, which I still haven't
figured out, even with a good map to go by).

They all met and nothing really happened.

It was entertaining for an hour, though.