Guys against the gurls.......


Ok, this is your outline and rules,,per say.

I will start a poem it will be something mean towards women.

The WOMEN, will say something mean against MEN.



We have to take turns and NO WOMEN or MEN can go beside each other.
We have to alternate,,,male--female--male--female


Women MUST be negitive towards men,

Men must be negitive towards women,


any SAME sex can compliment their own....

Just keep adding to the story line, let it roll.
And after a bunch of pages, we can turn it around to NICE..

Are we ready??? I will TRY to start us with everything in it.




I and my good friend Bill, were standing on the beach one day.

When that sassy little Sis came by and didn't even look my way.

there he was there standing in the sand
with his ridiculous speed-o on, beer in hand

That's her loss. I am still frustrated- knowing that she is not all innocent like how she tries to "act."

is that a fact?...

oh hypocritial one
i'm just here for some fun in the sun

girls are sexy,
men are not,
thats why they are filled with snot!

men do it all women do nothing but crawl

Girls can't have no fun in the sun,
They see us guys. And THEY all run.

men are whiney and slobs to boot
i do it all, what you think, i don't give a hoot

Women don't EVER have to give a HOOT,
Just TAKE us me for ALL our LOOT!

well someone's gotta manage the dough
cuz if the guys kept it -- they'd just blow blow blow

Your loots never enough, you like rough stuff,

Girls are mean and so obscene they treat their men like a trampoline

Men are nice and have no vice they offer women good advice

advice you say, more like they bark out orders
they say i love you then cross all borders

Women cheat when they’re in heat and never admit to their deceit

Men are true and never screw unless they’re out of super glue

If Men would take a shower, maybe their lover would give them a
hollar.

Women rule, Men drool...


(I stink at being mean-lol)

Women rule at being cruel and always start a nasty duel

Men relax and fetch the snacks whilst women grind the ax

Terry.....

Your crazy!! looking to start a fight...

Guys against gals..That's just not right...

Your asking for trouble that you can't erase..

Cause your getting a "SPLAT" right in your face...

Talk about SOME women, and their lack of class.

This babbaling lady Kim, just publicly knocked me on my azz.

Then she soaked my drawers with water, which made me even madder

Oh Boo Hoo my little friend

thinking this is gonna end

somehow different than the other night

when we Kicked your azz in a water fight...

Laugh your little bunns off, cause you got tons.

just like a woman to, make her feel great and leave her wet.

She just comes back saying. "im NOT done YET"........