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A guy goes into the pub and says to the barman:
'I'll have a pint of bitter please' Barman replies: 'Sorry we don't sell bitter here.' "OK" says the guy, 'Well I'll have a pint of guinness then' 'Sorry we don't sell any ales, we've only got this new stuff called "rat".' 'Ok. I'll have a half of rat please.' The barman takes a rat out from under the counter, chops it in half, puts the tail end in a glass and gives it to the guy. He says: 'I can't drink that!' The barman asks: 'Why not?' 'It's got no head on it!'  
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