Check out this clipping from my town's local paper.

This was written wednesday, under the crimes and accidents section:


Monday, April 7

AT 5:52 P.M. A LARGE "PHALLIC-SHAPED" SNOW MONUMENT ON THE 200 BLOCK OF GRANT STREET WAS REMOVED BY ITS CREATORS UPON THE REQUEST OF A POLICE OFFICER RESPONDING TO COMPLAINTS.




Ha Ha....we should have sent a pic to Jay Leno!

Oh, MY!!!!!!!!!

it had to be a LARGE phallic symbol.....maybe the cop has performance issues????

I always like to read the crime & incident reports....see whats getting broke into in my neighborhood...but this is the first time it made me LAUGH

I like to see them "remove" it...ahh that made my day!


Well C-ya guys, Im outta here

Imagine being the 911 Operator on duty that day:

911: "911, what is your emergency?"
Caller: Someone built a giant snow pen*s down the road right in the middle of their yard."

911: "I'm sorry, ummm (trying to contain laughter) did you say that someone built a giant sn--------?"
Caller: YES, and well, it is melting some but it's grotesque and can you send someone right away, it is beginning to draw a crowd."

911: Well, umm, yeah, we'll send someone out but I'm not sure, exactly, umm, do you know who erected the snow pen*s?
Caller: Was that supposed to be funny?

911: No, umm, but I am just trying to figure...hold caller.

911: Patrol Units 10-8, caller is reporting a visual disturbance--a snow pen*s at 18th and Johnson.

Unit Chatter: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

911: Caller, are you still on the line?
Caller: Yeah, look, it is starting to lean now and there are kids nearby and I'm afraid it might fall on one of them.
911: Well, we have several units on their way. Please stay near the snow pen*s until they have arrived.


Drew

You didn't read it right. He was responding to complaints, probably from the neighbors

Thieves who robbed a banks in Hannover Germany in 1999 before the changeover to the Euro and escaped with approximately 875,000 German Deutschmarks were caught and arrested 2 months later, when they returned to the same bank and attempted to exchange the stolen Deutschmarks for Euros.
At todays exchange rate that would have been about $1 million, not taking fluctuations in account.

You are too funny

Saw this done in the back of a pick-up, earlier this year.