HA ha !!! this is funny...Say them out loud..Not looking to offend
anyone..Found it funny..


1) That's not right ........................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?..........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ................................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ..........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift ............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .....................Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet .........Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone ..............No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week .... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight ......................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .......Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ........................................Fa Kin Su Pah

ROFLMAO

Your too Cute!!! Very Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Absolutely funny!
Thanks for the laugh!

17)How Does The Pie Taste Like....Hoow Da Tha Pi Tas Lik "RLMAO"

very funny

LMAO now that was cute LOL

LMAO thats great

You mean....."Fa Kin Su Pah" right nice? LMAO

Omg I liked #4 lol

17)Let me explain once more..........Wai Yu So Dum

These are great - I know several that #4 would be appropriate for.