Topic: One For The Guys,
ColleenAnn's photo
Tue 04/08/08 07:18 PM
Now ladies you gotta admit this is kinda funny...


For Men
Guy Stuff




Why did God give men penises?
So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.



What's the difference between a paycheck and your ****?
You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.



How is a woman like a laxative?
They both irritate the **** out of you.



What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
Its Braille for "suck here".



Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.



Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.



What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?
Lipstick.



Why do women have tits?
So men will talk to them.



What's the difference between a woman and a coffin?
You come in one and go in the other.



Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.



What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives! women wild?
Money.



Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.



What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After 5 years your job will still suck.



What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence.



Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them

longshot's photo
Tue 04/08/08 07:21 PM
laugh laugh laugh

recentfree's photo
Tue 04/08/08 07:21 PM
girls are just plain mean lol laugh laugh laugh noway grumble explode

ADiamond's photo
Tue 04/08/08 07:21 PM
noway noway noway laugh laugh laugh drinker drinker

Amberdee29045's photo
Tue 04/08/08 07:21 PM
damn i like thoselaugh laugh laugh

AdventurousOne's photo
Tue 04/08/08 07:22 PM
And from a woman!! I'm IMPRESSED!!! noway drinker drinker drinker laugh

chris1979's photo
Tue 04/08/08 07:26 PM
drinker drinker laugh

adirtygirl's photo
Tue 04/08/08 07:27 PM
toooooooo funny!!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

wyatt1844's photo
Tue 04/08/08 07:29 PM
laugh laugh drinker drinker smokin

ADiamond's photo
Tue 04/08/08 07:29 PM

girls are just plain mean lol laugh laugh laugh noway grumble explode


Hi! free....how the hell are you??????drinker

tanyaann's photo
Tue 04/08/08 07:33 PM
laugh