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Topic: Business cards
Single_Rob Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 8233	Mon 04/07/08 04:14 PM
really rob..ur a Good girl?? lol..fooled me! lol inch more I'd be a king, inch less i'd be a queen

Brenda_Darling Joined Wed 12/05/07 Posts: 3696	Mon 04/07/08 04:20 PM
really rob..ur a Good girl?? lol..fooled me! lol inch more I'd be a king, inch less i'd be a queen lol.

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Mon 04/07/08 04:25 PM Edited by s1owhand on Mon 04/07/08 04:55 PM
business cards dr. j. s1owhand jsh corporation 420 pacific coast hwy suite 1 muir woods, ca 94941 800-u-wantme

Salemite Joined Fri 02/01/08 Posts: 170	Mon 04/07/08 04:44 PM
Well, it appears I'm mistaken. I'll have to start taking some with me then.

Single_Rob Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 8233	Mon 04/07/08 04:46 PM
Well, it appears I'm mistaken. I'll have to start taking some with me then. the only way I would do that is if I printed some fake ones with my number, and a different company name. Cell phone only on them. Too creepy

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Mon 04/07/08 04:48 PM
In the last month-ish, when I've been out to the bar, two different girls asked if I had a business card. Both of them came up to me, so I don't think it was a "How can I get this guy away from me quickly" type move. I never take them when I go out-n-about because I thought it was rather cheesy, to be honest. Edit*** - Just in case it's not clear, I'm soliciting opinions on the topic. So go into CorelDraw (or whatever else you got) and make up some totally bogus business cards! Go so far as to give yourself a totally B.S. title, like "CEO" or "Executive Producer" or something else of significant corporate importance. And make sure to rub your cards on some $100 bills, too- they can smell the money, you know...

Salemite Joined Fri 02/01/08 Posts: 170	Mon 04/07/08 04:51 PM
So go into CorelDraw (or whatever else you got) and make up some totally bogus business cards! Go so far as to give yourself a totally B.S. title, like "CEO" or "Executive Producer" or something else of significant corporate importance. And make sure to rub your cards on some $100 bills, too- they can smell the money, you know... Might have to go with something like that: "Knight, Slayer of Dragons and Protector of the Innocent".

Brenda_Darling Joined Wed 12/05/07 Posts: 3696	Mon 04/07/08 04:53 PM
lol...the ideas u guys have.

willy_cents Joined Sat 07/14/07 Posts: 4471	Mon 04/07/08 04:56 PM
So go into CorelDraw (or whatever else you got) and make up some totally bogus business cards! Go so far as to give yourself a totally B.S. title, like "CEO" or "Executive Producer" or something else of significant corporate importance. And make sure to rub your cards on some $100 bills, too- they can smell the money, you know... Might have to go with something like that: "Knight, Slayer of Dragons and Protector of the Innocent". and you can add "revolutions started" Virgins deflowered" Rumors passed on or begun"

SeriouslySilly Joined Thu 10/04/07 Posts: 274	Mon 04/07/08 05:00 PM
Any chance they were just shy, and looking for a way to break the ice?

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Mon 04/07/08 05:01 PM
Might have to go with something like that: "Knight, Slayer of Dragons and Protector of the Innocent". and you can add "revolutions started" Virgins deflowered" Rumors passed on or begun" THAT is BRILLIANT!! add in: "Tyrants overthrown" "Evil Wizards Foiled"

Salemite Joined Fri 02/01/08 Posts: 170	Mon 04/07/08 05:03 PM
Any chance they were just shy, and looking for a way to break the ice? Yah, it's possible. They were the ones who initiated contact, after all.

Single_Rob Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 8233	Mon 04/07/08 05:04 PM
Any chance they were just shy, and looking for a way to break the ice? Yah, it's possible. They were the ones who initiated contact, after all. in laws sodomized?

SeriouslySilly Joined Thu 10/04/07 Posts: 274	Mon 04/07/08 05:11 PM
Who knows - maybe some ladies' magazine is recommending that as a way to meet a guy and have him ask for the ladies' in return, or something...

wickedlluccy Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 1040	Mon 04/07/08 05:27 PM
Any chance they were just shy, and looking for a way to break the ice? Yah, it's possible. They were the ones who initiated contact, after all. in laws sodomized? dude...lol..how did you go from Dragons, knights,virgins etc...lol..to PUNKING "in laws" ....lol..your in a dark dark place young skywalker...return to the force.... ~wicked~