Aint nuthin but a chicken chokin,camel smokin,monkey spankin,beer drankin country boy

I like moonshine,pork rinds,big behinds,double wides,trailer parks,country bars,with every beat of my country heart


You will find me at every barbeque,with my carnival wife and some poop on my boots...(twang that geetar solo,J.R)
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I'm spending every dollar and dime on that big girl of mine.I met her on a thursdee on justsayhi.Her profile said she was lookin for a man who could rope her heart and drink as much beer as she can.Her interests alone,were so much like mine..I read it and it almost damn well blew my mind..(and she said)


I ain't nuthin but a tobbaco spittin,porch sittin,titty showin,corn growin work the farm,run the barn..chase the hog,feed the dog kinda country girl


I like skinny guys in muscles shirts,missing teeth and heavy flirts..ones who run the ferris wheels and give me all the awesome deals..Ones I find so very smart can pop balloons and light their farts..win me pics of unicorns or big t-shirts with scenic storms..a man who knows the way to a womans rear is 4 hot dogs and a pitcher of beer.Yeah,I'm just that kind of country girl


I'm gonna rock yer world there mama.

Cool.

ROTFLMAO!!! Love it JT!!

glad u liked it

ENCORE ENCORE!!!

That's freakin hilarious!!!