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for real
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He knows what women want. I'd just settle for knowing what one woman in particular, wants. |
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Lily ??? can we have a man in our marriage? Water would fit in so nicely, don't you think? We need some testosterone tempered by brains. Yes you can, I give you my permission and invite the use of my services. Afterall, you liked it last night. Mwah! Baby umm..ok...I was talking about Waterloo... I did like it but it was just sex, you see; water is more of a cerebral connection.... it's all explained in the handbook.. 
The plot thickens just because I am married to you, Lily, Montana, and someone else (I forget) doesn't mean I can't get occasional cyber-strokes from random strangers. Does it? 
Franshade.... we are also married to Franshade.... and what is this handbook that you speak of? You guys leave me out so you can change the rules don't you..... Eh, better that way I suppose I'd just break em' anyway, this way, I have plausable deniability.... |
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Wateloo understands women. You guys who can't find dates should observe him very carefully. He knows what women want. Tis true, he knows his sh*t..... Yes. You just kiss their asses and never disagree with them. That ALWAYS works for me. Make sure you bring flowers and for extra good measure chocolates on the first date. |
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Wateloo understands women. You guys who can't find dates should observe him very carefully. He knows what women want. Tis true, he knows his sh*t..... Yes. You just kiss their asses and never disagree with them. That ALWAYS works for me. Make sure you bring flowers and for extra good measure chocolates on the first date. What if they are diabetic, and you send them into a sugar coma? |
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Edited by
smuflicker
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Sun 04/06/08 12:21 PM
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some of us men are smooth talkers and some arn't my case i'm not
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Wateloo understands women. You guys who can't find dates should observe him very carefully. He knows what women want. Tis true, he knows his sh*t..... Yes. You just kiss their asses and never disagree with them. That ALWAYS works for me. Make sure you bring flowers and for extra good measure chocolates on the first date. What if they are diabetic, and you send them into a sugar coma? Then tell her they are for her mother/daughter/roommate/husband. Pick the appropriate choice. |
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Wateloo understands women. You guys who can't find dates should observe him very carefully. He knows what women want. Tis true, he knows his sh*t..... Yes. You just kiss their asses and never disagree with them. That ALWAYS works for me. Make sure you bring flowers and for extra good measure chocolates on the first date. What if they are diabetic, and you send them into a sugar coma? Then tell her they are for her mother/daughter/roommate/husband. Pick the appropriate choice. Well I'm diabetic, and I don't feed my daughter candy, so can we give it to the homeless guy outside? .... Or can I watch you eat it??? |
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Lately a date for me is Ben & Jerry's (only 2 scoops) or 1 glass of wine, a DVD movie & some D~cells!
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Wateloo understands women. You guys who can't find dates should observe him very carefully. He knows what women want. Tis true, he knows his sh*t..... Yes. You just kiss their asses and never disagree with them. That ALWAYS works for me. Make sure you bring flowers and for extra good measure chocolates on the first date. Hmmm! Let's see! I kissed my ex's ass, I never disagreed with her, I always brought her flowers and I brought her chocolate. For extra bonus points, I ironed her clothes while she took a shower, I took out the garbage, I vacummed, I washed the dishes, I grocery shopped, I sometimes cooked supper, all the things a man wants to do for the apparent love of his life, but where did it get me? Divorced! Water, I want my subscription money back!
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Wateloo understands women. You guys who can't find dates should observe him very carefully. He knows what women want. Tis true, he knows his sh*t..... Yes. You just kiss their asses and never disagree with them. That ALWAYS works for me. Make sure you bring flowers and for extra good measure chocolates on the first date. Hmmm! Let's see! I kissed my ex's ass, I never disagreed with her, I always brought her flowers and I brought her chocolate. For extra bonus points, I ironed her clothes while she took a shower, I took out the garbage, I vacummed, I washed the dishes, I grocery shopped, I sometimes cooked supper, all the things a man wants to do for the apparent love of his life, but where did it get me? Divorced! Water, I want my subscription money back!
Psssst, that was all bullsh!t. I know stuff, but do you think I'm going to post it out here? True knowledge for some can be a dangerous thing... |
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Wateloo understands women. You guys who can't find dates should observe him very carefully. He knows what women want. Tis true, he knows his sh*t..... Yes. You just kiss their asses and never disagree with them. That ALWAYS works for me. Make sure you bring flowers and for extra good measure chocolates on the first date. Hmmm! Let's see! I kissed my ex's ass, I never disagreed with her, I always brought her flowers and I brought her chocolate. For extra bonus points, I ironed her clothes while she took a shower, I took out the garbage, I vacummed, I washed the dishes, I grocery shopped, I sometimes cooked supper, all the things a man wants to do for the apparent love of his life, but where did it get me? Divorced! Water, I want my subscription money back!
Once I read..."did it for bonus points" I stopped reading... I bet you claim to be a "nice" guy too huh?? |
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He knows what women want. I'd just settle for knowing what one woman in particular, wants.  Yeah... when I figure that out I'll tell you. 
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Lately a date for me is Ben & Jerry's (only 2 scoops) or 1 glass of wine, a DVD movie & some D~cells!
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Wateloo understands women. You guys who can't find dates should observe him very carefully. He knows what women want. Tis true, he knows his sh*t..... Yes. You just kiss their asses and never disagree with them. That ALWAYS works for me. Make sure you bring flowers and for extra good measure chocolates on the first date. Hmmm! Let's see! I kissed my ex's ass, I never disagreed with her, I always brought her flowers and I brought her chocolate. For extra bonus points, I ironed her clothes while she took a shower, I took out the garbage, I vacummed, I washed the dishes, I grocery shopped, I sometimes cooked supper, all the things a man wants to do for the apparent love of his life, but where did it get me? Divorced! Water, I want my subscription money back!
Once I read..."did it for bonus points" I stopped reading... I bet you claim to be a "nice" guy too huh?? I am! |
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Do I need to copy and paste from my notepad again? *sighs*
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D~cells? I can't plug it in the wall socket!
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Do I need to copy and paste from my notepad again? *sighs* Noooooo Water! I promise I will read my homework assignment. Please don't send me to the back of the class!
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Yeah... when I figure that out I'll tell you.
Uh-huh.. Then what about tomorrow? |
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Do I need to copy and paste from my notepad again? *sighs* Noooooo Water! I promise I will read my homework assignment. Please don't send me to the back of the class!
Okay repeat after me slowly. I am not a nice guy. I am a good guy who is confident, willing to take risks, likes to have fun, and am willing to go for what I want.
End of lesson number one |
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