Two women friends decided to have a night on the town. They very faithful and loving wives, but imbided in way too many Bacardi Breezers.
Walking home and incredibly drunk, they decided to stop in the local cemetary for an emergency pee session. One woman used her undies to wipe with while the other, not wanting to ruin her expensive panties, used the ribbon on a wreath that was on a grave she was squatting next to.
After doing their business, that staggered home and fell into bed. The next morning, one of the husbands was concerned that his wife was still in bed hung over, so he called the other husband and said, "These girls' nights out have got to stop, I'm beginning to suspect the worst.......My wife came home with no panties!!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that said......From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you."

Really funny stuff