Topic: The typical wife | |
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A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife
behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says honey i know we've been married for 20 years,but i want a divorce. The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70mph. He then says i don,t want you to try to talk me out of it,because i've been having an affair with your best friend,and she's a better lover than you. Again wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases. I want the house,he insists,pressing his luck.Again the wife speeds up to 80mph. He says i want the car too,but sha just drives faster and faster. By now she's up to 90mph. All right he says,i want the bank accounta and all the credit cards too. The wife slowly starts to veer towards a bridge. This makes him a bit nervous,so he says isn't there anything you want? The wife says no,i've got everything i need. Oh really he says, so what have you got? Right before they slam into a wall, the wife smiles and says The Airbag. |
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cute
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cute
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Note to self: never say anything stupid when woman driving.
LMAO |
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seems like he said too much at that time.
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ROTFLMAO...i got the airbag...ROTFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAAA hope to god he
WASN"T wearing a seat belt..ROTFLMAO |
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awesome!
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that was funny as ****t u hav any more like that ?????????? lol lol
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(claps loudly)
LMAO!!! That was freakin funny!!! |
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Uh... wow. hmm. that was wrong. The man shouldn't have been cheating,
and the wife shouldn't have tried to, if not, killed him. Playing with the most powerful emotion. |
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LMMFAO. That was GREAT!
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