Topic: Living dangerously
sherrie0527's photo
Sun 01/14/07 05:18 PM


A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender
in a loud voice, "
Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, Before you tell that joke,
sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you
should know five things...

One: The bartender is a blonde woman.

Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.

Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
professional boxer.

Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a
professional wrestler.

Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D.,
a black belt in k arate, and a very bad attitude!

Now, think about it seriously, mister.
Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second,
shakes his head and says: Nah.

Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.








Had to post this for dad, he didn't want to type it out...POOOOOORRRRR
dad..doesn't no about the copy and paste feature..LMAO

Fanta46's photo
Sun 01/14/07 05:21 PM
Is he blonde? LMAO

karmafury's photo
Sun 01/14/07 05:21 PM
LMAO for the joke




lol for the p.s.

sherrie0527's photo
Sun 01/14/07 05:23 PM
ROTFLMAO HAHAHAAAAA to F-in funny...he isn't blonde he just an old fart
and a computer dummy * he said that him self..ROTFLMAO*

sherrie0527's photo
Sun 01/14/07 05:24 PM
well Hell i posted it in the wronge one..LMAO sooooo just saw that...lol





now i can go sit in my lil corner..LMAO

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 01/14/07 05:43 PM
Hummmmmmmmmmmm sure ya not blonde Sherrie lmao

Good joke

Fanta46's photo
Sun 01/14/07 05:44 PM
That was a good joke sherrie
I couldnt resist the blonde joke though!!

michael1313's photo
Sun 01/14/07 07:11 PM
ROFLMAO!!!

GOOD ONE SHERRIE!!!

michael1313's photo
Sun 01/14/07 07:12 PM
read that joke to my uncle...
who is a blond...
he is still laughing!!!