Topic: Living dangerously | |
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A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, " Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things... One: The bartender is a blonde woman. Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman. Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer. Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in k arate, and a very bad attitude! Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. Had to post this for dad, he didn't want to type it out...POOOOOORRRRR dad..doesn't no about the copy and paste feature..LMAO |
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Is he blonde? LMAO
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LMAO for the joke
lol for the p.s. |
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ROTFLMAO HAHAHAAAAA to F-in funny...he isn't blonde he just an old fart
and a computer dummy * he said that him self..ROTFLMAO* |
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well Hell i posted it in the wronge one..LMAO sooooo just saw that...lol
now i can go sit in my lil corner..LMAO |
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Hummmmmmmmmmmm sure ya not blonde Sherrie lmao
Good joke |
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That was a good joke sherrie
I couldnt resist the blonde joke though!! |
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ROFLMAO!!!
GOOD ONE SHERRIE!!! |
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read that joke to my uncle...
who is a blond... he is still laughing!!! |
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