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Topic: Curtain Rods
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Sun 01/14/07 04:16 PM
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes,crates, and
suitcases.

On the second day she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
dining room table. candle light,put on some soft background music and
feasted on a lb of shrimp,a jar of caviar,and a bottle of chardonnay.

when she had finished,she went into each and every room and deposited a
few half eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the
curtain rods.

She cleaned up the kitchen and left

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the
first few days.

Then slowly the house began to smell

They tried everything,cleaning,mopping,and airing the place out.

vents were checked for dead rodents and the carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters,during which they
had to move out for a few days.

nothing worked

People stopped coming over to visit.

Repair men refused to work in the house.

The maid quit

Finally they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move

A month later,even though they cut their price in half, they could not
find a buyer for their stinky house.

Word got out,and eventually the local realitors refused to take their
calls.

Finally they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase
a new place.

The x wife called her x husband, and asked how things were going.

He told her the saga of the rotting house

She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly,
and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for
getting the house back

Knowing his wife had no idea how bad the smell was,he agreed on a price
that was about 1/10 what the house had been worth, but only if she were
to sign the papers that very day.

She agreed,and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paper work.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smilimg as they watched
the moving company pack everything to take to their new home, including
the curtain rods.

karmafury's photo
Sun 01/14/07 04:44 PM
LMAO. Gotta love it.

Done it and loved it then too.

catchme_ifucan's photo
Sun 01/14/07 05:15 PM
OMG!!! hahahahahahha!!
yep nothing like a woman scorned!!!

go gurl!!

joe1973's photo
Sun 01/14/07 05:17 PM
WHAT'S THE WORD????? OH YES....... NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAMom's photo
Sun 01/14/07 05:25 PM
Words of Wisdom!!! Never make a woman Mad!!!!
Thier is alwayssssssss Payback,,,, never know when
it will come...

sherrie0527's photo
Sun 01/14/07 05:28 PM
LMAO that how us females work..LOL F*ck us over...lol we will get ya
back ...HAHAHAA

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 01/14/07 05:32 PM
That was just too good loved it piss us off and
watch us set back and smile as we set the wheels
in motion lol.

slowtogetit's photo
Sun 01/14/07 06:00 PM
that's just not right, you ladies are evil creatures......lmao hi
everyone.

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 01/14/07 06:25 PM
Now slow I would never doooooooooooooooo that hell he did not get the
house in the first place when I moved out of it, it was due to cause
someone else bought it he did not get it either lol

LAMom's photo
Sun 01/14/07 06:30 PM
I didn' get the house either, but that sure would have been alot of
fun................

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 01/14/07 06:33 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhh dont ya know just to sit back and know that hell I would
have poured the water off the shrimp all over the matteress on the bed
even lol

LAMom's photo
Sun 01/14/07 06:34 PM
LOL W/txs....
All the things i should have done...........

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 01/14/07 06:37 PM
Lmao, all I know I got my revenge and did not even have to
do anything he now lives in a shed yes I said shed behind his mom's
house took my money and put a down payment on another house nothing
fancy but its mine he blew all his money on drinking and women lmao that
was 15 years ago. I'm a true believer in what goes around comes around
don't have to do anything but sit back and wait it will happen to them
sooner or later lmao

LAMom's photo
Sun 01/14/07 06:38 PM
LOL,,, so true,,, so true......

slowtogetit's photo
Sun 01/14/07 07:00 PM
i am with you ladies on that. now i just have to sit and wait....lol (i
never said i wasn't evil.lol)

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 01/14/07 07:03 PM
Lmao not evil here just told him I hope I'm around when you get yours
and damn if I was not soo sweet funny thing is now we are on talking
terms and I do joke about him being in the shed to his face he just
laughs hell he knows I'm right he screwed up but ohhhhh well we must
live with our screw ups lol but I do get a kick out of it still to this
day lol

slowtogetit's photo
Sun 01/14/07 07:09 PM
it always amazes me that some people think that the grass is greener on
the other side of the fence. i guess i'll just never get it....lol

LAMom's photo
Sun 01/14/07 07:10 PM
Me either Slow,,,,

slowtogetit's photo
Sun 01/14/07 07:13 PM
thanks LAMom, i don't feel so bad now.well some things are just not
meant to be i guess.

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 01/14/07 07:16 PM
Ya said that right Slow I will never understand that I believe if it was
greeen enough to look your way in the first place there is no excuse
that it can not be what it was before for it never got brown they just
quit trying to make a go of things and think they can have there cake
and eat it too. Wrong thought the cake gets dry when sitting out too
long and turns hard. lmao

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