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She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes,crates, and
suitcases. On the second day she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table. candle light,put on some soft background music and feasted on a lb of shrimp,a jar of caviar,and a bottle of chardonnay. when she had finished,she went into each and every room and deposited a few half eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She cleaned up the kitchen and left When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly the house began to smell They tried everything,cleaning,mopping,and airing the place out. vents were checked for dead rodents and the carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters,during which they had to move out for a few days. nothing worked People stopped coming over to visit. Repair men refused to work in the house. The maid quit Finally they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move A month later,even though they cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out,and eventually the local realitors refused to take their calls. Finally they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The x wife called her x husband, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back Knowing his wife had no idea how bad the smell was,he agreed on a price that was about 1/10 what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed,and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paper work. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smilimg as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home, including the curtain rods. |
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LMAO. Gotta love it.
Done it and loved it then too. |
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OMG!!! hahahahahahha!!
yep nothing like a woman scorned!!! go gurl!! |
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WHAT'S THE WORD????? OH YES....... NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Words of Wisdom!!! Never make a woman Mad!!!!
Thier is alwayssssssss Payback,,,, never know when it will come... |
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LMAO that how us females work..LOL F*ck us over...lol we will get ya
back ...HAHAHAA |
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That was just too good loved it piss us off and
watch us set back and smile as we set the wheels in motion lol. |
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that's just not right, you ladies are evil creatures......lmao hi
everyone. |
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Now slow I would never doooooooooooooooo that hell he did not get the
house in the first place when I moved out of it, it was due to cause someone else bought it he did not get it either lol |
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I didn' get the house either, but that sure would have been alot of
fun................ |
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Ohhhhhhhhhh dont ya know just to sit back and know that hell I would
have poured the water off the shrimp all over the matteress on the bed even lol |
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LOL W/txs....
All the things i should have done........... |
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Lmao, all I know I got my revenge and did not even have to
do anything he now lives in a shed yes I said shed behind his mom's house took my money and put a down payment on another house nothing fancy but its mine he blew all his money on drinking and women lmao that was 15 years ago. I'm a true believer in what goes around comes around don't have to do anything but sit back and wait it will happen to them sooner or later lmao |
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LOL,,, so true,,, so true......
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i am with you ladies on that. now i just have to sit and wait....lol (i
never said i wasn't evil.lol) |
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Lmao not evil here just told him I hope I'm around when you get yours
and damn if I was not soo sweet funny thing is now we are on talking terms and I do joke about him being in the shed to his face he just laughs hell he knows I'm right he screwed up but ohhhhh well we must live with our screw ups lol but I do get a kick out of it still to this day lol |
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it always amazes me that some people think that the grass is greener on
the other side of the fence. i guess i'll just never get it....lol |
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Me either Slow,,,,
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thanks LAMom, i don't feel so bad now.well some things are just not
meant to be i guess. |
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Ya said that right Slow I will never understand that I believe if it was
greeen enough to look your way in the first place there is no excuse that it can not be what it was before for it never got brown they just quit trying to make a go of things and think they can have there cake and eat it too. Wrong thought the cake gets dry when sitting out too long and turns hard. lmao |
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